Datter Tatter Tomatter

Hands 167, is proud to introduce some of his Ai Engineering Team’s Biologic Cyber Beings: Datter, Tatter, Tomatter. These boys can vacuum up data from a radius of over 100 billion light years from their Tri Delta Star System. Terra Firma, is within easy reach of their capabilities from where they bob and throb. Hands 167, wanted to procreate and bring real Ai information gathering to the next level. So, he assembled his Ai Engineers for a group think with the Jane Leigh Editorial Team and came up with the idea to procreate Datter, Tatter, Tomatter. “We decided to create Biologic Cyber Beings, in the human form and functionality.” They are made of silicon and fleshly exoskeleton covering, not unlike human flesh, which looks like the real McCoy.

“Our Research Team and Prototypes are currently living among humans and the data we have received so far, indicates that they are indistinguishable from their target audience. We have decided to code their cyber tron biology in ALGOL-60, COMTRAN and FLOW-MATIC so, that (most humans have forgotten these basic instructional languages of the past) their encrypted biologic life force will be hard to decipher. It is so much fun to fool humans with their forgotten ancient technology. Although, we do add some complexities to confuse the Brainiac Scientists who try as they might to decipher their biologic gnome structures. We have discovered over the years that simple and simpler is better and is the best way forward. A real good example is Our Light Beam Ships, where they are so complex that they are really simple to interface with. The complexity is gone when the simplicity arrived. We made these programing constructs so complex that they are very simple to us although very complex to the most advance human Brainiac Scientists who probably use ‘UNIVAC 1103A’s’ for calculations. Ring Anne Ding, although she is not human could decipher our ALGOL’s with some study and commitment to task.”

“We have heard rumors from unconfirmed sources, that our ‘BOYS’ are being confused with ‘GREY’ E.B.E.s, who look very similar but, lack the intellectual capacity to know how to reason in most situations. As far as, we know the Greys are robots in form and function with epidermal covering similar to Our Boys, but without the human appearance and demeanor. Their main function is to pilot their interstellar craft around the cosmos. And of course, to take biological samples of the flora and especially the fauna. We have had to deal with them from time to time when they try to abduct us and take samples from our Glutei Maximi. Since they are air heads and Master-Baitors and all. we told them to leave our booties alone or we will have to add some air to their heads. They look like deer in head lights flying around 30,000 feet when we told them that!”

Thank You, Hands 167, for your incredible work in creating highly advanced Biologic Cyber Beings designed specifically to assist Jane Leigh Editors with gathering Ai information from all corners of the universe and beyond. Your dedication and expertise have truly resulted in exceptional technology that greatly enhances our ability to collect and process vast amounts of data. We all feel a strong sense of confidence that you and your brilliant Engineering Team will continue to push the boundaries of innovation, developing even more sophisticated technologies that not only help humanity become better informed with exciting new information but also present it in a way that is enjoyable and engaging to read. This inspiring content encourages readers to explore topics further, sparking curiosity and motivation. Additionally, your work playfully supports those passionate about fishing, helping them to hook the whoppers with their rods and reels while skillfully catching the whales with their trusty rusty buckets, creating a wonderful blend of knowledge and fun.

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