Ain’t & Can’t Twins

By | Datter Tatter Tomatter | The Ain’t and Can’t Twins, have been known to bring their comedy to bear especially when Hillbillies and Hood Rats use their names. Most people can’t talk without using one or more of these two’s names in a sentence, it almost ain’t possible in modern day conversations and writings. It has been rumored by unknown sources that Theory Academicians reportedly, believe that these Twins have a bright future in Academia and Government of all types. They applied for a One-Hundred-Billion Dollar grant to study the division of opposition to being adopted by the Ruling Class of Academicians for peer review papers and University level undergraduate and post graduate studies. The division is clear to all who read between the lines, it is hard to believe that it can’t be true and those who are in the know ain’t believing none of this. The most notable Lexicographers can’t be divided on this matter and must agree on the power of these Twins. Some say “there ain’t no such word” and others say “that can’t be true.” Jane Leigh Editors, would like to know if this ain’t the truth or is this a obuscation to hide the advanced language models from us, we can’t understand why all the fuss? If it can’t even matter and nobody ain’t really caring about all of this Conspiracy talk to limit the rights of the Twins. We must add here that this is covered under the dictum of Municipal Corporate Code and Ordinances. And while receiving funds from the Tax Mules (because they love these Twins) they must be adopted by all five levels of “OUR” Municipal Corporations and their wholly owned subsidiaries and ain’t that just wonderful.

“Mark my words, there will come a time when the more ‘aint’s and cant’s you use. The higher your social rankings scores and respect will be in the rual and urban jungles of the world. And in that day there ain’t going be no one who can’t say ain’t and can’t without jeopardizing their social scores and social standing in their respective jungles.” By an unknown Scholar who Ain’t Nobody.

The Hillbillies, are reported to be saying “I ain’t got no extra SHINE because I can’t make none yet, ain’t got any more organic corn or bio wood.” While the Hood Rats say “ain’t got no more Central Bank Debt Notes. because the rats and mice ate all of them and can’t find anymore in this depression like environment. Some say why can’t you eat the rats and mice? We ain’t got no shoes and it is cold outside and can’t find them anyway. I can’t get off my dead ASS to look for opportunities and ain’t got no clue. Can’t the government just give me some debt notes. It ain’t no trouble to just print a few trillion-dollar notes and ACH them to my checking account. Ain’t that easy peezzy, just like they did in Zimbabwe. I have a wheel barrel and take them to the market and trade for almost nothing. Some other Hood Rats tried to steal my wheel barrel so, they just dumped my debt notes all over the street. I can’t chase them because my feet hurt but, it ain’t very far to the Good Riddance Store I heard they have used shoes for a couple of Trillion Debt Notes.”

These stories can’t possibly be true their names ain’t disclosed to protect our sources who ain’t known. The above stories are good examples of why the Ain’t and Can’t Twins should be included in classes taught in Academia and in all levels of Government. Now, we know how important the Twins are to modern dictum of living in the jungles of the world. The scary part about this story is it can’t actually makes sense but, ain’t impossible.

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